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Many of the yorkshire tink jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. Sammy jumped on his tractor double-quick an revved up. People from Yorkshire are famous in the popular imagination for many things they speak their mind, they are cunning and clever, they are careful with money, they eat lots. Sammys wife unloaded him at tother end. 'Nay Lass!' 'Nay Lass!' Theres nothing worse in the eyes of Yorkshire folk than brewing up incorrectly. "Oh, yer not supposed to let him hear yer. We're just smarter with our money. had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. his wife.". It was originally a "Yorkshireman" hence my goal to turn a Irishman into a Yorkshireman. He takes one look and to his horror, finds the mason has engraved 'She Were Thin'. Yorkshire Joke. Alderman Joa Oxenheead hed a tight pocket but a loose gob. When you tell a joke to a merchant, he laughs twice--once when you tell it, and once when you explain it. Thalafta gerra newun=I'm afraid you'll have to replace it. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" The widower calls the mason, tells him what he wants, and then goes to see the stone a few days later. He replies, "No, I want it chewin a bone, you daft cunt! Try reading some of these rib ticklers in a Cockney - or even a Lancashire - accent and they won't work. 17. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. The stone was collected by the stonemason forthwith and re-delivered later that So tight he wouldn't give you the steam off his piss! // -->